Hello??? Are you there??? It’s me, your Mystery Date calling.
I want to know what you think of me. How do I make you feel? What swirls on your tongue and flirts with your palate? Where do you think I'm from? What do you think I am? Send a video or voice note via Instagram or email to let me know what you think.
There are two ways to play in your video or voice note. First: go ahead, go full Somm—throw me on your grid and blind taste me. Second: you don't need any experience to woo me with your whimsy—just tell me how I make you feel, or where you'd like to enjoy me...or with whom...write me a poem, or sing me a song—anything goes in version two.
I'll reveal myself sometime soon, but first—whoever guesses the closest or and whoever waxest the most poetic about me will win three hand-selected library favorites, so take your time getting to know me.
xoxo
